Assigned Fool at Birth

  1. distinguishedbaloney:

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  1. doradotcom:

    walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone’s grandpa

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  1. riverpiracy:

    my devious 17th century bavarian dandy of an ex-husband has been trying to turn our child against me during his weekends for sure. every time eckhart gets back from his dad’s he scorns the bluey and ipad games i lay out before him and berates me for not having planted a rose bush for him and the neighborhood children to play clapping games around

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  1. fallingtowers:

    everyone’s got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

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  1. velociraptrix:

    wizardonline:

    new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

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  1. boommaker1:

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  1. optimalmongoose4:

    I screamshot it on my scary phone

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  1. gayestpiano:

    A text conversation between gray text and green. The first text is cut off. gray: -and can you take me home after green: yeah gray: Coo Thanks green: pigeons when you give them crumbs The last message is partially cropped gray: Shut upALT
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  1. theoburrsvirginitybalcony:

    First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

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  1. disappointment3265:

    bernard-jackson:

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    nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

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